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Oh dang. Do I have to write about myself? I felt that it was a little empty without the About Me section in the sidebar. Will update if I ever feel not lazy.
April 2008
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BUSY!
We have more than a hundred of jobs to finish off before the due date, 30th April. This jobs are to be shared between 7 of us. Well, things can’t be hard, it’s just that the customers are usually very fussy over small matter. I will update again after the dateline. I need some serious [...]
How to use your Boss’s name.
Our accounting fees increases again for this year. And to ask customer to pay more, it’s really really hard. This is when the word “Boss” is really useful. Here are a few ones that I usually use;
“My boss lah, say this year want to increase fee”
“My boss lah, say this year must collect more than [...]
9 Crocodiles and 9 Pigs.
There are 9 crocodiles and 9 pigs. The question is, if each of the crocodiles are to eat one pig, then why is it at the end of the day, there’s one pig left alone, alive?
And you know why? Because one of the crocodiles is a Muslim. And guess where I got this joke from? [...]
Scammy Mr. Ho’s Fine Food?
I happen to see this in MiriCommunity discussion forum.
Let’s see. 5% out of RM 24.00 is obviously RM 1.20. It says 5% Service Tax, and yet it is charged as 10%!!! There’s something definitely wrong with this dining place.
Of Techno Music
One thing I don’t understand why some people like techno so much.
“I’m Sorry”.
There was once a guy who just learnt English. One day, he accidently bump into an Englishman.
“I’m sorry.”, he said.
“I’m sorry, too.”, replied the Englishman.
“I’m sorry three.”
Out of curiosity, the Englishman asked, “What are you sorry for?”
“I’m sorry five.”
I know, it’s just another lame joke.
Cuci Mata #1
Another girl in japanese traditional cloth.
A photo by ่ๅ ไป~~. Go to the original Flickr photo page.
The effect of RM20 coffee
My boss went around the office, boasting, again. As usual lah. Aiya, boss mah, so called “trying to increase our work morale” in this peak period. So anyway, he walks around the department, giving away some 3 in 1 coffee to all the staffs.
I bought this one box is like RM200 oh… Inside only 10 [...]
Extra flavouring in my colleague’s lunch.
Guess what we saw?
A worm!!! Luckily I didn’t take the lady’s finger. I took some other vege, and I don’t encounter any lucky worm on my rice. So anyways, when we got back to the office told our other colleagues the story, guess what’s their reaction?
“It shows that the lady’s finger is free of poison.”
Sweat [...]