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A Cost Saving Measure

My colleagues and I went to a shopping mall yesterday, looking for new cloths. You know lah, got sales mah… So I go look look see see loh, not necessary buy mah… And guess what? I laughed all the way walking down the aisle of cloths. You know why?

I bet the management is on a [...]


Where you sit = What kind of person you are

How true. Hahaha…


What is JOB?

I saw this in one of my friend’s personal message on WLM.
JOB = Just Obey the Boss.


9 Crocodiles and 9 Pigs.

There are 9 crocodiles and 9 pigs. The question is, if each of the crocodiles are to eat one pig, then why is it at the end of the day, there’s one pig left alone, alive?
And you know why? Because one of the crocodiles is a Muslim. And guess where I got this joke from? [...]


“I’m Sorry”.

There was once a guy who just learnt English. One day, he accidently bump into an Englishman.
“I’m sorry.”, he said.
“I’m sorry, too.”, replied the Englishman.
“I’m sorry three.”
Out of curiosity, the Englishman asked, “What are you sorry for?”
“I’m sorry five.”
I know, it’s just another lame joke.


I can’t open the door!

Since I am one of the few guys in the accounting firm that I work at, I am usually the one who have to do all the “carry-heavy-stuff” work for my firm.
This morning, one of our customer came and she has like 2 boxes of files. As usual, I am one of guys who got [...]