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jokes
9 Crocodiles and 9 Pigs.
There are 9 crocodiles and 9 pigs. The question is, if each of the crocodiles are to eat one pig, then why is it at the end of the day, there’s one pig left alone, alive?
And you know why? Because one of the crocodiles is a Muslim. And guess where I got this joke from? [...]
“I’m Sorry”.
There was once a guy who just learnt English. One day, he accidently bump into an Englishman.
“I’m sorry.”, he said.
“I’m sorry, too.”, replied the Englishman.
“I’m sorry three.”
Out of curiosity, the Englishman asked, “What are you sorry for?”
“I’m sorry five.”
I know, it’s just another lame joke.